Their Retarded Lunatic

Their Retarded Lunatic owned a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Lunatic always kept a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.

Their Retarded Lunatic always had with them a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Lunatic desired a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Lunatic desperately craved for a condom that they would often break. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Lunatic always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.