Her Scary Lunatic

Her Scary Lunatic wanted a sword that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Her Scary Lunatic craved for a crown that they would often share. It might be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen thing.

Her Scary Lunatic desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Her Scary Lunatic desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Lunatic always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Her Scary Lunatic owned a wig that they liked to worship. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.