Their Naughty Martian

Their Naughty Martian owned a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Their Naughty Martian owned a sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen item.

Their Naughty Martian always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes share. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Their Naughty Martian always kept a painting of a melon to throw. It would be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Their Naughty Martian desperately searched for a dildo that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Their Naughty Martian had a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.