His Exciting Martian

His Exciting Martian desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is epic. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Exciting Martian owned a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Exciting Martian searched for a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

His Exciting Martian desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. It would be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Martian desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

His Exciting Martian searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought it was stunning. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.