The Crypting Martian

The Crypting Martian desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be out of this world. Honestly, a melon is the item to choose.

The Crypting Martian desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. It would be a funny action, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Martian wanted a bag of poop that they would smash. It should be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Martian wanted a sword that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Martian often carried a set square that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Martian owned a stretchman that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.