My Green Martian

My Green Martian often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Martian carried a tomato to sleep with. It would be a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, fun. A tomato was the item that was selected.

My Green Martian desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

My Green Martian had a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

My Green Martian carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

My Green Martian found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.