The Ugly Martian

The Ugly Martian always kept a melon that they would worship. This seems to be an original proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian always carried a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

The Ugly Martian desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Martian carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian desperately wanted a crown to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Martian desperately craved for a painting of a melon to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.