A Crazy Monkey

A Crazy Monkey desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

A Crazy Monkey wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

A Crazy Monkey desperately searched for a bat that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Monkey desperately searched for a wig that they would often worship. One might find this to be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

A Crazy Monkey always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Crazy Monkey always kept a rubber johnny to put on his head. It was a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.