His Square Monkey

His Square Monkey found a sack of potatoes to embrace. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

His Square Monkey desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

His Square Monkey wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to share. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Square Monkey desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. It should have been an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Square Monkey looked for a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. This seems an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Square Monkey always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. It is an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.