The Magical Monster

The Magical Monster always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to select.

The Magical Monster desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Monster wanted a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Magical Monster searched for a helmet that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Magical Monster often carried a bag of poop that they would often play with. It would have been an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Magical Monster desired a magic 8 ball that they would often play with. It would be an odd action, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.