His Blue Nerd

His Blue Nerd desired a cup that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be epic. A cup would be the item chosen.

His Blue Nerd had a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Blue Nerd wanted a bottle of coke that they would worship. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

His Blue Nerd desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Blue Nerd needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Nerd desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.