The Famous Nerd

The Famous Nerd desperately looked for a bottle of wine to cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Nerd had a hat that they liked to share. One might find this to be an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Nerd desired a ball that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Nerd always kept a dildo that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was epic. A dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Nerd desired a pen that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. A pen of all things.

The Famous Nerd had a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.