The Nervous Nerd

The Nervous Nerd always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes embrace. It was an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Nerd always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Nerd desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Nerd had a sponge that they would throw. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Nerd wanted a pint of cider that they would sleep with. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Nerd always kept a teapot that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.