The Bewildered Nerd

The Bewildered Nerd desperately needed a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Nerd always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Nerd desperately needed a ball that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Nerd desperately needed a wig that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Nerd often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Nerd had a bottle of coke to demolish. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.