My Green Nerd

My Green Nerd often carried a magic 8 ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

My Green Nerd needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

My Green Nerd looked for a melon that they would often experiment on. One might say this is an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to select.

My Green Nerd needed a chocolate bar to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

My Green Nerd always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

My Green Nerd desperately searched for a sword that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.