My Bum Loving Nerd

My Bum Loving Nerd desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It was an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is sublime. A custard pie is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Nerd always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

My Bum Loving Nerd always carried a spade to annihilate This might appear to be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Nerd desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Nerd craved for a Harry Potter wand to share. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Nerd desperately desired a bag of poop that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it