My Careful Nerd

My Careful Nerd desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. It might be a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

My Careful Nerd desperately needed a block of cheese to demolish. This could be considered a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Careful Nerd often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

My Careful Nerd owned a bottle of beer that they would put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Careful Nerd wanted a pencil sharpener to experiment on. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

My Careful Nerd found a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.