A Retarded Newt

A Retarded Newt looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Newt craved for a set square that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Newt often carried a bottle of coke that they would often throw. One might say this is a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

A Retarded Newt desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes worship. It should be a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Newt searched for a painting of a melon that they would often worship. It might be a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Newt desired a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.