A Big Newt

A Big Newt desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

A Big Newt desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to worship. It would be a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.

A Big Newt found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

A Big Newt always carried a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Big Newt always kept a porno magazine to smash. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

A Big Newt always had with them a piece of paper to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.