The Exceptional Ogre

The Exceptional Ogre desperately wanted a dildo that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Ogre craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Ogre craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Ogre desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Ogre needed a set square that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Ogre always carried a CD player that they would often cuddle. This is certainly an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.