Her Determined Ogre

Her Determined Ogre found a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Her Determined Ogre always kept a computer that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Determined Ogre always carried a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Her Determined Ogre searched for a can of Tango that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Her Determined Ogre owned a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Ogre found a cheese grater that they would put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater of all things.