His Weary Ogre

His Weary Ogre often carried a custard pie that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item opted for.

His Weary Ogre always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Weary Ogre wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

His Weary Ogre desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. A bat is the thing to select.

His Weary Ogre desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Weary Ogre desperately desired a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.