The Horny Ogre

The Horny Ogre craved for a ball that they would often demolish. It was an odd action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Ogre wanted a sponge to embrace. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Horny Ogre carried a spade to worship. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to select.

The Horny Ogre found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Horny Ogre desperately searched for a CD player to put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Horny Ogre looked for a bat to embrace. This is certainly an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat being the item opted for.