A Orange Ogre

A Orange Ogre wanted a mug that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

A Orange Ogre found a can of coke that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Orange Ogre craved for a bottle of coke that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Orange Ogre desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Orange Ogre searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

A Orange Ogre desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.