Their Scary Ogre

Their Scary Ogre desperately searched for a melon that they would sleep with. It would have been a strange action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

Their Scary Ogre looked for a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Their Scary Ogre wanted a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Their Scary Ogre desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Their Scary Ogre always kept a can of coke to worship. It is a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was awesome. A can of coke being the thing opted for.

Their Scary Ogre desperately desired a hat that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was wonderous. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to choose.