My Nervous Orangutan

My Nervous Orangutan always kept a condom to insert somewhere. It was a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A condom being the chosen item.

My Nervous Orangutan desperately searched for a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Orangutan searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes share. This could be considered a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Orangutan desired a set of lego that they liked to sit and look at. It is an odd action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Orangutan carried a melon to play with. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Orangutan desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It should have been a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine having that done to it