Their Nervous Orangutan

Their Nervous Orangutan desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Nervous Orangutan carried a computer to experiment on. It might be a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

Their Nervous Orangutan always had with them a vibrator that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Their Nervous Orangutan desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Their Nervous Orangutan needed a hat that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

Their Nervous Orangutan found a porno magazine that they would share. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.