A Magical Orangutan

A Magical Orangutan had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

A Magical Orangutan always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Orangutan often carried a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was exciting. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Magical Orangutan desired a pen to sit and look at. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

A Magical Orangutan had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

A Magical Orangutan wanted a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.