The Lovely Paki

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The Lovely Paki desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was sublime. A bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Paki craved for a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Lovely Paki always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Paki desperately searched for a sponge that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Paki always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Paki needed a dildo that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was opted for.