The Angry Pet

The Angry Pet desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Angry Pet had a magic 8 ball to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Angry Pet desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Angry Pet always had with them a CD player that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Pet always kept a cup that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Pet desired a teapot to put down their trousers. It is a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.