The Jolly Pet

The Jolly Pet desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Pet desired a pen that they would often annihilate This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item opted for.

The Jolly Pet desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Pet desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Pet desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Pet desperately searched for a sponge that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen item.