The Retarded Pigeon

The Retarded Pigeon owned a condom that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Pigeon often carried a tomato that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Pigeon had a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Retarded Pigeon searched for a dildo that they liked to eat. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

The Retarded Pigeon found a computer that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to select.

The Retarded Pigeon desperately craved for a helmet that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.