Orange Pigeon

Orange Pigeon craved for a radiator that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Orange Pigeon craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. It would be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Orange Pigeon owned a dildo to worship. This seems to be an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

Orange Pigeon desired a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It was an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Orange Pigeon desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Orange Pigeon needed a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.