A Angry Poodle

A Angry Poodle had a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It was a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Angry Poodle desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Angry Poodle needed a sponge to throw. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge was the chosen item.

A Angry Poodle always carried a ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

A Angry Poodle desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to smash. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

A Angry Poodle desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to choose.