Their Anxious Prince

Their Anxious Prince searched for a dildo that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Their Anxious Prince always kept a lava lamp that they would worship. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Their Anxious Prince looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Their Anxious Prince always carried a computer that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

Their Anxious Prince desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes eat. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Their Anxious Prince needed a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. A cucumber was the item that was opted for.