The Careful Princess

The Careful Princess desperately wanted a stretchman to sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Princess carried a computer to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A computer was the thing that was selected.

The Careful Princess always carried a bag of flour that they liked to worship. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Princess always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Careful Princess often carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Princess looked for a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber of all things.