The Crypting Queen

The Crypting Queen carried a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

The Crypting Queen searched for a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It might be an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Queen had a cup that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

The Crypting Queen carried a dildo that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Crypting Queen searched for a sword to put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Queen desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.