The Different Queen

The Different Queen desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A condom was the item that was chosen.

The Different Queen desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often sleep with. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Different Queen desired a set of lego that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A set of lego is the item to choose.

The Different Queen desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to hug. It might have been an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Different Queen desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Different Queen found a pint of cider that they would smash. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.