A Bewildered Queen

A Bewildered Queen desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. It would be a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

A Bewildered Queen always had with them a condom that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was fun. A condom is the thing to select.

A Bewildered Queen often carried a computer to smash. It might be a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a computer is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Queen owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

A Bewildered Queen carried a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Queen often carried a chocolate bar to annihilate One might find this to be an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.