The Eccentric Queen

The Eccentric Queen desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Queen desperately desired a ball that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Queen always carried a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. A dildo being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Queen desperately searched for a ball that they would often throw. It should have been a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Queen needed a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Queen often carried a piece of paper that they would demolish. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.