His Ugly Queen

His Ugly Queen carried a hat that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a hat is the item to select.

His Ugly Queen searched for a condom that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is stunning. A condom is the item to select.

His Ugly Queen desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Queen desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. It would have been an odd thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Ugly Queen always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Queen carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.