Their Jolly Reindeer

Their Jolly Reindeer had a bag of flour that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Their Jolly Reindeer always kept a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was amazing. A sword being the chosen thing.

Their Jolly Reindeer often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was epic. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

Their Jolly Reindeer found a chocolate bar that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was out of this world. A chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Their Jolly Reindeer craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Jolly Reindeer looked for a pint of beer to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.