Red Robin

Red Robin always carried a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

Red Robin always kept a big sponge that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

Red Robin needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Red Robin desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Robin looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea was epic. A little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Red Robin wanted a lava lamp to play with. It would have been a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea was stunning. A lava lamp is the item to choose.