My Talented Santa

My Talented Santa craved for a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Talented Santa looked for a crown to break. It was an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A crown was the thing that was selected.

My Talented Santa desperately craved for a melon that they would experiment on. It might be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was epic. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

My Talented Santa looked for a bottle of wine to sleep with. It should be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Santa owned a sponge that they would often worship. It might be a strange operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Talented Santa had a computer to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.