Scary Santa

Scary Santa had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Scary Santa desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

Scary Santa desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Santa wanted a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Scary Santa found a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Scary Santa desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.