A Blue Santa

A Blue Santa desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Blue Santa often carried a bag of flour that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

A Blue Santa found a vibrator that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

A Blue Santa desperately needed a stretchman that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

A Blue Santa found a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an original action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Blue Santa desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.