My Famous Santa

My Famous Santa always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Famous Santa desperately searched for a condom that they would embrace. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Famous Santa desperately craved for a pint of beer to play with. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

My Famous Santa found a bottle of beer to drop. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Famous Santa desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken having that done to it

My Famous Santa looked for a cucumber that they liked to worship. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A cucumber having that done to it