Their Green Santa

Their Green Santa searched for a sword that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

Their Green Santa desired a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Their Green Santa desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Their Green Santa desperately desired a can of coke that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be wonderous. A can of coke is the thing to select.

Their Green Santa desperately searched for a condom that they would put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.

Their Green Santa always kept a piece of paper that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.