Silly Santa

Silly Santa needed a dildo that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Silly Santa craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Silly Santa needed a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Silly Santa wanted a sponge that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to choose.

Silly Santa desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a mug of all things.

Silly Santa desperately desired a bottle of beer to cuddle. It would have been a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.