The Retarded Scammer

The Retarded Scammer desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Scammer desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Retarded Scammer desperately desired a ball that they would worship. It might have been a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Scammer always had with them a Harry Potter wand to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Scammer always had with them a bottle of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Scammer always kept a ball that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was wonderous. A ball is the thing to select.